Senator Hirono Demands ACB Be Weighed Against A Duck To See If She Is A Witch | The Babylon Bee

Facebook pulled this because they said it incites violence. I guess Monty Python is a victim of the cancel culture now too.

WASHINGTON, D.C.—After two days of Amy Coney Barrett gracefully and stoically answering questions with perfect recall and no notes, suspicions grew on Capitol Hill that she might be a practitioner of the dark arts.  “Oh, she’s a witch alright, just look at her!” said Senator Hirono. “Just look at the way she’s dressed and how she’s so much prettier and smarter than us! She’s in league with Beelzebub himself, I just know it! We must burn her!”

Senator Hirono Demands ACB Be Weighed Against A Duck To See If She Is A Witch | The Babylon Bee

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