Nation’s Wealthy, Privileged Gather To Lecture Nation On Evils Of Wealth, Privilege | The Babylon Bee

Once again in the name of humor, the Bee stings them right in the ass!

HOLLYWOOD, CA—According to sources at the 91st annual Academy Awards ceremony this evening, the nation’s wealthy, privileged elite gathered to lecture the nation on the horrendous evils of wealth and privilege. Click to find out more about a new promotion The wealthiest 0.00001% of the nation arrived at the exclusive, walled-off, high-security event in limos and luxury cars driven by servants in order to spend a few hours telling the nation’s poor and middle-class citizens how they need to throw off the yoke of oppression put on them by the wealthy elite. “It’s the white, privileged, wealth hoarders that are ruining America,” said one white, privileged man whose net worth is estimated at $160 million. “All you people in the cheap seats at home: you need to do better.”

Nation’s Wealthy, Privileged Gather To Lecture Nation On Evils Of Wealth, Privilege | The Babylon Bee